Since Eliza was so nice as to give all film students (and Hollywood at large) such great advice, I thought I’d give my own bit of filmmaker help by giving some ideas of films that I think SHOULD be made.
Therefore, here are: FILMS I’D LIKE TO SEE
1. A movie where the gorgeous blonde girl gets killed in the first 10 mins. (it’s a Black thing, and it’s about time.)
2. A couple who meet cute, fall out ugly, and stay out.
3. A movie where Betty White gets to bed Josh Hartnett (or the age equivalents) and nobody thinks anything of it.
4. Ryan Gosling in SHORT BUS 2
5. A movie where all the teen queens are sent to the Planet Pluto – THEN downgrading it to a mini-planet (or whatever it is) , but forgetting to bring the girls back. O.K., that’s more of a production note.
6. The film version of Dancing With The Stars. Oh, the drama!
7. Anne Heche’s new television show. It just seems a more natural outlet.
O.K., filmies, get crackin’! I’ve given you GEMS here, people, GEMS!!! And I’ll only charge 5% for any sales you make using my ideas.
