I know this has been keeping you all up at night, so I wanted to give you a status report:
I AM NOW IN 5TH PLACE WITH MY CELEBRITY LEAGUE!!! Yep, after a week in the cellar, my team has made a monster comeback. I knew I wasn’t wrong to put my faith in Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, and Ashton Kutcher. And getting the warring MacCartneys was pure genius. My only complaint is that I have Sean "Diddy" Combs and he hasnt’ had the good taste to be arrested for anything all month! Come on! What rapper doesn’t get arrested on a regular basis (o.k., maybe one).
Sadly, I don’t have Naomi Campbell, so there went a bunch of points for whomever she’s beaten down now (and I hope I’m not next). Others I missed out on? Well, you can’t win this game without LiLo (if you don’t know, now you know). She seems hell bent on being the greatest points earner in the history of time. Nary a day goes by without her doing something/one and making the papers. Yeah, I’m really salty that I coulda had her (how many people have said that?) and I didn’t. Dang. And to think that I still love watching her version of The Parent Trap. Where or where did THAT girl go?
So, here’s wishing that my luck holds. I have no delusions of winning 1st place (see Lilo reference) but any gains I make (and not fall) validate me as a kick a$$ starf*cker! My mom would be so proud!
